They'll stick a boot up your...Google.

Yesterday I shared with y'all that Googling the term "mexican boots" had lead people to my blog.  I thought I would try that out and I did not find my blog.

But I did find this.

Dear sirs,

Your boots are very pointy.  You look like one of Santa's skiing elves...if such a thing exists.  What are the advantages of these Ronald McDonald-esque zapatos?  PWB.  [That's Please Write Back in pen pal lingo, obvi.]

Spurs and snuggles,

A