A long-time friend of mine, SK, called me the other day to tell me a funny story. This is why we are friends. She works for a college in the Admissions Office and received an email from a parent checking in on their student. Sounds pretty simple, right?
Here is what the parent meant to type: "I'm trying to get all of my ducks in a row."
Here is what the parent actually typed: "I'm trying to get all of my dicks in a row."
My question: Do you organize by length or girth? I'm trying to firm things up, so I really need to know.