There is a big difference between U and I.

A long-time friend of mine, SK, called me the other day to tell me a funny story.  This is why we are friends.  She works for a college in the Admissions Office and received an email from a parent checking in on their student.  Sounds pretty simple, right?

Here is what the parent meant to type: "I'm trying to get all of my ducks in a row."

Here is what the parent actually typed: "I'm trying to get all of my dicks in a row."

I died.

My question: Do you organize by length or girth?  I'm trying to firm things up, so I really need to know.

Typo love,
A