What's your sign?

So a co-worker just showed me this article on MSN and I'm not happy.  According to the article, I am no longer a Scorpio and I am now a Libra.  Sorry, that just doesn't work for me.  I'm not big into astrology, but I do think it has its ways in shaping people.

I am NOT a Libra:

• Love of justice, combined with the need to be fair and even-handed (On the right track, but not to that extreme.  Nope.)
• Rarely lazy (Ha! Moving on...) 
• Extremely positive and decisive in all their thoughts and actions (Have we met?!  I'm so indecisive and I'm not exactly Ms. Patty Positive.  Neeeeext.)
• Generally seen at their best when acting on first impressions (As one of the most awkward people on the planet, it is clear to me that this is false.  And as someone who rarely ever goes on a second date...I think I've proven my point on this.)
• Fear is usually well controlled so the typical representatives of this sign usually looks calm, collected, and in charge of the situation (Calm?  Collected?  Not me.)
• Their symbol is balance (And I have none of that.)
• Very good at science (I was an Art History major for a reason.)

I AM a Scorpio:

• Their worst fault is that they are too adaptable to the people with whom they come in contact (Bingo!  That's me.)
• One of their main problems is that they have a habit to "put off things until tomorrow" (Oops, right again.)
• Relationships are a kind of mystery for them (Maaaaaybe...)
• Love is an intensely passionate and enduring emotion that may be directed at one person only (Monogamy all the way.)
• Rarely display their true feelings even at the most open and communicative moments (Guilty again...but I'm working on that.)
• Usually persons born in this sign have, or make, two sources of income (Right on the money! *chuckle*)

Descriptions courtesy of here.

How do you feel about your zodiac?  Does it accurately describe you?  Does the new system describe you better?  I'd love to hear!

Scorpion kisses,

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